2007-08-08 [Pillowthief]: Hahaha, yar.

2007-08-09 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: I had gotten my hopes up T_T
thought this was finally going to give me all the answers I needed T_T

2007-08-09 [Pillowthief]: Bwahaha! Pirates win again!

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Pshaw!!

You just wait.

2007-08-10 [Pillowthief]: We have the booty + ninja suck = Pirates win.

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Ninja's have stealth.

2007-08-10 [Pillowthief]: Hmm... I'd rather have booty myself. Poor ninjas, I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: yeah, well.
Thats about all you got.

2007-08-10 [Pillowthief]: We got ships, scallywags, rum, wenches, booty, and of course, treasure maps to more booty! Much better than stealth. :P

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Ships sink.
wenches are usually ugly and need to bathe.
Treasure maps can be set on fire.
Rum can be poisoned.

2007-08-10 [Pillowthief]: Life sucks and we all die. Thats how the world works. Pirates just have lower expectations on what we get out of it.

And what about the booty? We still have that!

2007-08-10 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: What about the booty?
Its not that special.

2007-08-12 [Pillowthief]: That's because your've never had it you jealous little ninja. Come to the dark side...

2007-08-12 [Pillowthief]: And why would you poison rum?!?

2007-08-12 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Pshaw. No way.


I never said I would, I'm just saying it could happen.

2007-08-13 [xhideously-t.a.k]: ......I think he's right o.o;

2007-08-13 [Pillowthief]: No one would dare stoop as low as poisoning rum. Ive never even seen it done in the movies, which is saying alot.

2007-08-13 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: It could happen!!

2007-08-13 [Little Lion Man]: -_- you scared the crap out of me. I thought for sure I'd have to yell at you. >.<

2007-08-13 [Little Lion Man]: I'm sorry, but anyone who can still kick the crap out of you WHILE not spilling a drop of grog is much better than some pansy that hides in the shadow's. =]

2007-08-14 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: We dont hide... we blend into them.

2007-08-14 [Pillowthief]: ...Which isnt where the booty is.

2007-08-14 [Pillowthief]: I dont think you appreciate the word Booty enough. I must make it bigger.

2007-08-14 [Little Lion Man]: Nothing better than Booty and grog.

2007-08-14 [Pillowthief]: Besides rum. There, that should be a big enough Booty for you to appreciate. Appreciate the Booty!

2007-08-14 [Pillowthief]: Im sorry, I accidently deleted your comment. Here, let me put it back up here.

02:36:18 x. Girls |Like| Robots .x: I love the booty. You have convinced me, and I definately appreciate the booty. Yar.

2007-08-14 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: T_T
No.
Not what I said.
Pshaw...



anyways.. thought you'd like this...



http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf



I think its adorable :D

2007-08-14 [Pillowthief]: Gotta have me Mp3s.

2007-08-14 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Teehee.
It was cute, wasnt it?
I'll admit to it.
Cutest thing I've seen all day :D

2007-08-15 [Pillowthief]: You are right, I must have a cute mascot as well to increase the humiliation and depression ninjas get when they fall into my trap and realize the awesomeness of the pirates.

Think I should go with a monkey? They're kinda overdone...

2007-08-15 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: ...a monkey?
Are you kidding me? T_T

2007-08-15 [Pillowthief]: Yeah, they really dont cut it in the intimidation dept. Hmm...

2007-08-16 [Mortified Penguin]: Everybody knows government spies such as Solid Snake and Sam Fisher could take out a whole gang of pirate ninjas...

2007-08-16 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: ...is that so?

2007-08-16 [Pillowthief]: No such thing! We would never join with our enemies- even to fight off Chuck Norris!

2007-08-16 [Pillowthief]: (I need to finish that game and figure out whether Sam actually kills you [Mortified Penguin]...

2007-08-16 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Bah! What...game? I'm confused T_T

2007-08-16 [Pillowthief]: *Has revealed his nerdy video game side without realizing it*

2007-08-16 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: lol. Thats right. Now... 'splain puhlease :D

2007-08-16 [Pillowthief]: Solid snake is from Metal Gear Solid, playstation game, while Sam Fisher is from Splintercell, Xbox game. The name Mortified Penguin is from Splintercell as well, Pandora Tomorrow. I just realized that was where he got the name just a couple weeks ago. Still havent finished that game..

2007-08-16 [Mortified Penguin]: *releases some small pox*

2007-08-16 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Ahhh. I've never played either of those games, so... that explains why I didnt understand in the first place :/

2007-08-16 [Pillowthief]: Doooom on you.

2007-08-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Soth becomes the main antagonist...

2007-08-17 [Pillowthief]: Nooo, you'll ruin it for meeee...

2007-08-17 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: *hums*  >.> <.<

2007-08-17 [Pillowthief]: ... *ahem* And thats why...
_{Pirates are better than Ninjas.}

2007-08-17 [Mortified Penguin]: ...And I say ninjas are better!

2007-08-17 [Pillowthief]: Nay! I say Pirates are better!

2007-08-17 [Pillowthief]: Rable Rable Rable!

2007-08-17 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: ...well... no one ever used the term 'Butt-ninja'... if I'm correct, which I know I am, they always say 'Butt-pirate'...

Thats gotta be good for something..

2007-08-17 [Pillowthief]: Yeah, it adds into the whole "booty" thing.

2007-08-17 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: No no no... I meant...like... gay. Homosexual. Butt-pirates.

2007-08-19 [Pillowthief]: ...I would have sex with Johnny Depp. I dont think that's gay.

2007-08-19 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: I would toooo *drools*

2007-08-19 [Mortified Penguin]: Freakin' butt-ninjas...

2007-08-19 [Pillowthief]: Cmon Mort. You wouldnt do Johnny Depp?

2007-08-19 [Mortified Penguin]: Nah... I already have nightmares of Willy Wonka breaking in and raping me...

2007-08-19 [Pillowthief]: *shiver*

2007-08-20 [Pillowthief]:

Just as good as a normal monkey, except it doesnt fling poo.

2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]:

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: lol. Oh my. I've never even seen the version of C & the chocolate factory with him in it :/

I must admit... that is a cute monkey...Name him Jack :D

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Then again... monkeys are more Ninja-ey... what with the jumping around and hanging upside down and stuff... :/

2007-08-20 [Pillowthief]: God I love my work access. It doesnt let me see what I can only imagine is a horrible version of twisted persons idea of a ninja monkey. Do you know why? Its 'cause my computer is also a pirate.

2007-08-20 [Pillowthief]: Blasphemy! Monkeys have always been pirates!

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: No, no. That monkey's got it down... ninja style.

2007-08-20 [Pillowthief]: My computer blocks it. *shrug*

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: But...then again... theres a monkey in POTC... so... I'unno...

2007-08-20 [Pillowthief]: Arr!

2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Why couldn't the pirate watch the movie...?

2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: ...'cause it wasn't showing at his local theater!

2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: ...ha ha haa! ...*suddenly becomes somber and eats ramen*...

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: .>  <.<  thats not how that joke goes....

2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Y-yes it is...

2007-08-21 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Nu-uh.
Thats... not how it goes. T-T

2007-08-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Suuuure is isn't... crazy chica...

2007-08-21 [Pillowthief]: How does the joke go?

2007-08-21 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Because he didnt have any money. Ker-duh. The other pirates stole it from him. Pfft. Everyone knows that.

2007-08-21 [Pillowthief]: Mmm, booty.

That was a horrible joke. He's a better one. Why didnt the Ninja watch the movie? Because Chuck Norris (Who is also a pirate) Roundhouse kicked him in the face.

2007-08-21 [Mortified Penguin]: I see chuck more as a ninja...

2007-08-21 [Pillowthief]: He kills ninjas for a living. Doesnt matter to him, a ninja is a ninja and deserves getting what they get when they ask him what time it is.

2007-08-21 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Chuck Norris is scary. No joke.

2007-08-24 [Pillowthief]: Roundhouse kicks to the face are scary. Im glad he's on our side.


...And Mr. T. Just because a ninja cant say Foo' without sounding like an idiot. Yes, we claim him.


Foo'.

2007-08-24 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Then the ninja's claim Hitler.
Nyah.

2007-08-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Alright! ...Hitler!

2007-08-25 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: And the dictator of China.

2007-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Alright! ...Dictator of China!

2007-08-25 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: ....who else?

2007-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: ...well... you can't forget Bruce Lee...

2007-08-25 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: oh yeeeeeah :D

2007-08-26 [Pillowthief]: Crap, forgot about that one.

2007-08-26 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: sucks for you.

2007-08-26 [Pillowthief]: Fine- we get Gandhi then.

2007-08-27 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Oh, forget that!!
Ghandi wouldnt pick sides.
Besides, he's passive about everything, you could like punch him in the face and he wouldnt do anything.
He's anti-violence.
Isnt he?

2007-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...until he turns into the Hulk...

2007-08-27 [Pillowthief]: Then he turns into a ninja killing machine.

2007-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...but what of the ninja turtles...?

2007-08-27 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Well, the ninja turtles are a given... ninja turtles...

2007-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...and the fifth turtle? ...Giorgione?

2007-08-27 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: ...?

Theres not a fifth turtle.... >.<

2007-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: ...but... what about the sixth? ...Salario the quadraplegic?!

2007-08-27 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: O.O

2007-08-28 [Pillowthief]: You guys are sooooo going to lose.

2007-08-28 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: oh hush.

2007-08-28 [Pillowthief]: *Chuck Norris, not so quietly, Round-House kicks the sixth ninja turtle, Salario, in the face*

2007-08-28 [Mortified Penguin]: *Salario rolls limply across the floor*

2007-08-28 [Pillowthief]: (I think that Salario couldnt help but roll across the floor, as he is, was, a quadraplegic...)

2007-08-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Was. Vaya con Dios, Salario...

2007-08-29 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Ya know.... we actually talked about Chuck Norris in my Sociology class today :D

2007-08-29 [Pillowthief]: It must not have been the real one since you... are still... alive.

2007-08-29 [Mortified Penguin]: The gang of chickens could so beat Chuck...

2007-08-29 [Pillowthief]: From Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?!? Noooooooooooooooo!



(Unless... we claim them as pirate chickens)

2007-08-29 [Mortified Penguin]: They're more ninja than pirate...

2007-08-29 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: I concur.

2007-08-29 [Pillowthief]: How so? They're loud, annoying, peckish, and....

*cough* You know what? They are kinda ninja-ey... *cough*

2007-08-29 [Mortified Penguin]: Ninjas aren't loud... now pirates on the other hand... they're the ones who scream and run around chopping at people... ninjas kill people with style.

2007-08-29 [Mortified Penguin]: Speaking of pirates, that's our prom theme this year...

2007-08-30 [Pillowthief]: *couch*

2007-08-30 [Pillowthief]: ...

I mean *cough*

2007-08-30 [Mortified Penguin]: ...you should get that cough checked out... I had a friend who's coughs sounded like "couch"... a year later... bam. Dead. ...some think it was the truck that hit him... but I know it was that cough... *eats ramen*...

2007-08-30 [Pillowthief]: I dont like doctors. Last one said his second job was being a man of the cloth...

2007-08-30 [Mortified Penguin]: That's not as bad as my doctor... he tried to crochet my arm back together after I got shot in that gang battle...

2007-08-30 [Pillowthief]: With the multi-colored yarn or mono-chrome?

2007-08-30 [Mortified Penguin]: ...both.

2007-08-30 [Pillowthief]: Im surprised you survived...

2007-08-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Me too... *eats ramen*... *arm falls off into the ramen*... *eats arm*...

2007-08-30 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: ... I really dont have any doctor problems... kinda seems like I'm the only normal one.....?

2007-08-30 [Mortified Penguin]: You must not have a doctor then...

2007-08-30 [Pillowthief]: I make my doctors walk the plank!

2007-08-30 [Mortified Penguin]: I silently kill them and take their credit cards...

2007-08-30 [Pillowthief]: Crap, didnt think about that. May that booty lie at peace with Davy Jones...

2007-09-18 [Pillowthief]: Arrr.

2007-09-18 [Mortified Penguin]: *silent*

2007-09-18 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Ummm. >.> <.<

2007-09-20 [Vou]: XDD I love it.

2007-09-20 [Pillowthief]: Haha! Another fallen to the trap of a pirate. We unite!

2008-04-12 [Tickle Me Emo]: Nerr...
*steals monkey*
Ahem.

2008-04-12 [Pillowthief]: *Harp'wns the Emo Ninja*

'Jack? Take his wallet before you head back over here, we're running low on booty.'

2008-04-12 [Mortified Penguin]: *bursts in the door*... did someone say 'booty'?

2008-04-13 [Pillowthief]: Stuff it, you credit card stealing ninja, you.

2014-11-09 [Mortified Penguin]: *bursts back in through a completely different door*

Seriously though. I thought I heard someone say 'booty'.